I used to be a member of the AKC.
Maybe you used to be a member, too? Maybe you're a member now?
Oh, and I don't mean the club for pedigree dogs.
This is much bigger and more controversial than a club for a bunch of fancy canines and middle aged women who can run in skirts and heels. "AKC" in my club stands for something else and I'm no longer a member. I turned in my card years ago, how about you?
Click on this link to read my essay about the AKC Club as published today by the Burnside Writers Collective: